Friday, December 10, 2010

Upgrading Boyfriend Version 5.0 to Husband 1.0

This 'troubleshoot e-mail' was received from one of my collegues past weeks ago, and it's still been one of my favourites. This joke was so simple, but full of 'tips & tricks' to those whom so called 'husband&wife'.
By using some 'computer language', this short and simple words was so creative yet innovative! LOL! (i've been so innovative-obsess since past few weeks due to the my department's Innovation Day next week!) ^wink^

Upgrade Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the
overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as EPL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and ESPN 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Desperate Housewife

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files. and also may invites some NewBranch.jpeg spam.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support